Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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