I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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