i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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