Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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