508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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