talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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