love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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