She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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