I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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