PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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