I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
All I want is dick and wine.
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