road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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