just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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