booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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