talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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