I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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