adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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