yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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