that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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