Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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