with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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