My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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