I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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