i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You ate ashes out of my bong
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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