When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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