3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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