The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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