Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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