ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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