Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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