When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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