By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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