ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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