I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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