Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
