careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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