who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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