just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
