The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
