No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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