i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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