its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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