let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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