lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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