brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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