Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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