Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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