Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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