didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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