i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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