What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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