Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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