Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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