Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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